syntax_rules_dating.jpg
A person is shown from the neck down to the upper thighs against a plain white background. They are wearing a black V-neck t-shirt with white text printed on the front and grey pants. Their hands are placed in the pockets of their pants.

The text on the shirt reads:
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
1- You must praise UG
2- No trinary branching
3- No multiple Specifiers
4- Be a native speaker of some fancy Austronesian language and be ready to drop me crazy-ass grammaticality judgements at 3 in the morning

On the left thigh of the grey pants, there is smaller white text that reads:
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Syntax
Memes
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