prescriptive_zoologists.jpg
This image is a four-panel comic strip arranged in a two-by-two grid, with a caption at the very bottom. The comic features a recurring character, a man who appears to be a zoologist or nature enthusiast, interacting with various animals. He has dark hair, a beard, and wears glasses. He is dressed in a green jacket, tan pants, and brown boots.

Panel 1 (Top Left):
The text at the top reads: "Actually, you're not in my book of animals, therefore you aren't a real animal."
In this panel, the man stands on the left side holding an open green book with the word "Animals" visible on the cover. He is looking down at a small monkey sitting on the grass to his right. The background shows a grassy area with trees in the distance.

Panel 2 (Top Right):
The text reads: "Subspecies? Just a tiger that doesn't know how to be a proper tiger! So lazy."
Here, the man stands on the left holding black binoculars in his left hand and pointing with his right index finger toward a large tiger on the right. The tiger is orange with black stripes and white markings on its face and chest. It stands in tall green grass against a light blue sky.

Panel 3 (Bottom Left):
The text reads: "That's a mistake. Your species should only have 9 bands. Educate yourself."
In this panel, the setting is a desert landscape with yellow sand dunes and a green cactus on the right. The man is bending forward slightly, gesturing toward an armadillo walking away from him to the right. The armadillo has a shell with many horizontal bands (more than nine).

Panel 4 (Bottom Right):
The text reads: "Stop Evolving!"
In this panel, the man stands on the left with both arms outstretched in a gesture of frustration or command. He is looking at a moth resting on the trunk of a brown tree on the right side of the panel. The background shows green grass and hills under a blue sky.

Footer Text:
Below the four panels, there is a large caption that reads: "Linguistic prescriptivists make terrible zoologists."
In the bottom right corner of the comic strip area, there is small text reading "starkeycomics.com". Below the main caption in the very bottom right corner, it says "Starkey Comics" in red text.
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