fixalphabet.jpg
This image is a black and white line drawing, resembling a webcomic or cartoon strip. It features two stick-figure characters and a block of text at the top.

The text is written in all capital letters inside a speech bubble that dominates the upper portion of the image. The tail of the speech bubble points down toward the standing figure on the left. The text reads:

BABY, IF I COULD REARRANGE
THE ALPHABET, I'D FORGET
ABOUT YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
I'M NOT GONNA WASTE MY ONE
CHANCE TO HELP FIX THE MESS
THAT IS ENGLISH ORTHOGRAPHY.

Below the text, there are two characters. On the left side stands a stick figure facing toward the right. This figure is drawn with simple lines for arms and legs and has a circular head. No facial features or hair are visible on this character.

On the right side, another stick figure is seated at a counter. This figure faces left, looking toward the standing figure. This character has a circular head with hair depicted as a curved line around the top and sides of the head. The figure's arms appear to be resting on the surface in front of them.

The sitting figure is perched on a stool, which is drawn as a vertical shape with a base underneath the counter level. In front of the sitting figure is a long, horizontal rectangle representing a counter or bar top. Resting on this counter are three drinking vessels. From left to right, there is one stemmed glass (resembling a wine glass) and two shorter, cylindrical glasses that look like tumblers or cups.
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