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### Thanks to the UCSD Scholars' Society for hosting this talk
- To Seth McLaughlin for coordinating the process with me
- To my colleagues and students for supporting me and providing feedback
- To UCSD's LingUA for helping get out the vote and classing the place up
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### Thanks to all the students who voted to bring me here
- This is the highest honor I could receive as a teacher
- It means the world to me that you chose me to give this talk
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### The Prompt
> "If this were the last lecture you ever gave, what would you want to share with the world?"
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### Using language is the most incredible and complex thing you will ever do
- ... and yet you do it every day, all day
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### People don't generally see this
- We use language *so often* that it feels 'boring', 'normal' and 'easy'
- We stop seeing the complexity
- We stop seeing how truly bizarre it is
- We stop understanding why people spend lifetimes studying it
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### So, rather than trying to tell you why language is incredible...
- I'm going to show you, by showing you that your language is very, very weird
- That there is more complexity than most people *ever* notice
- ... and yet it still works so well that it feels 'boring'
- **That** is incredible
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## One quick note!
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### The World has staggering Linguistic diversity
- More than 7000 languages spoken on Earth
- More than than 200 languages spoken here in the US
- More than 50 languages spoken in California
- **Every one of these languages is as complex, fascinating, and incredible as English is!**
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### We're doing this talk in English
- It's the most commonly spoken language on our campus
- It's got plenty of fun chaos to make language seem weird!
- ... but English isn't the only language which is incredible!
- Be thinking about how all these ideas apply in your own languages and dialects!
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### Our plan
- Speech is incredible
- Grammar is incredible
- Meaning is incredible
- All Language is Incredible
- Language is incredible
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## Speech is Incredible
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### Your writing system is lying to you
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- We fought through, though rough boughs coughed.
- Knight
- This thistle
- Unionized
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# š Ghoti š
- 'gh' from 'tough'
- 'o' from 'women'
- 'ti' from 'fiction'
- ... and the most vile lie you've been told...
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### AEIOU and sometimes Y
- Five vile deceptions
- (Sometimes six)
- They hide from you the true diversity of English vowels
- Beet, bit, bet, bat, bird, but, bought, board, book, boot, boy, buy, bay, boat
- ... and even more, depending how you count!
- Other languages have even more vowels than we do!
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### So, let's put the writing system aside!
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## "Linguistics is the best major ever!"
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### Your writing system hides that speech is amazingly complicated
- Individual sounds blend together
- Adjacent sounds affect each other
- Car Keys
- You don't generally run out of air when talking
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### Your ability to understand speech is even more incredible
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### Let's listen to some sounds
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### Let's listen to some sounds
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### Now let's play all three at once!
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### Let's listen to some sounds
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### Now let's play all three at once!
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### Does this help?
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### Your mind is able to turn incredible distortion into 'speech'
- 'Sine Wave Speech' has three sine waves, changing frequency to match the loudest components of speech
- Our brain is able to hear speech even here
- Incredible!
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### Wow, we're great at using sound for speech perception!
- Let's see that again
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### Video 1
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### Video 2
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### They're the same video!
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### Speech perception isn't only about sound
- This is the McGurk Effect
- When you see 'ga ga ga' and hear 'ba ba ba', your mind tries to find the best answer!
- This shows that speech perception is 'multimodal', and doesn't just rely on the acoustic signal
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### Every human you've ever met sounds different
- Different language background and dialects
- Different vocal tract length
- Different tongues making different shapes with a different voice
- Two different people may produce 'dead' and 'did' with *nearly identical acoustics*, and yet you'll hear them as two distinct vowels
- **You have never once given a damn!**
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### Speech is incredible
- It's nothing like our writing system makes us think it is
- It's fluid, continuous, and complex
- We are able to perceive speech despite incredible distortion
- We use information above and beyond the acoustic signal
- ### The fact that we can create and understand speech ever, at all, is incredible
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### We understand speech using mechanisms which we use constantly yet don't *quite* understand
- Speaking of which...
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## Grammar is incredible
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### What do we mean by grammar?
- Linguists have a different definition of grammar than most
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### 'Grammar' to most people
- They're is a nice park over their.
- 'That's the wrong form of 'there'!!!
- Jessica's a great person to travel with.
- 'You can't end a sentence with a preposition!!!''
- There ain't much good about our writing system in English irregardless of how you look at it.
- 'Ain't isn't a real word, and OMG IRREGARDLESS IS BAD!!!'
- **These are what we call 'prescriptive grammar' rules**
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### Prescriptive Grammar rules are social rules
- These 'Incorrect' sentences are still understandable
- People make these 'mistakes' all the time
- Some come from older versions of the language or blind adherence to the writing system
- Some are arbitrary decisions by those in power as to what is 'correct'
- Try asking 'How do you know that's the correct form?'
- **Linguists don't worry much about this kind of grammar!**
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### Linguists care about 'descriptive' grammar
- What rules do speakers of this dialect *tend to follow* when speaking?
- What makes language use *hard to understand* or *ambiguous*?
- How can we describe the *patterns that people tend to follow when using language*?
- How do speakers of different dialects *vary* in terms of the rules they follow?
- **These rules describe how people *actually communicate*, and what makes communication *break down***
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### Speakers have unconscious intuitions about what's 'grammatical' and not
- Is what you're hearing or reading English?
- Do you understand what it's saying?
- Can those words 'go together' like that?
- Does this usage feel 'illegal' or 'not right' somehow?
- **Let's try it!**
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### Sample Sentences
- I'm honored to present to you today.
- Jessica succulent porch obsession on growing the has an.
- Somebody stole my lamp, I'm delighted.
- All your base are belong to us.
- Saw the car red
- This would be perfectly fine in Spanish!
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### We don't always 'know the rules' of our grammar
- ... but we follow them, even when they're strange
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### English past tense forms are weird!
- sing -> sang
- ring -> rang
- bring -> brought
- sting -> stung
- ding -> dinged
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### English plurals are weird too!
- Cats, Mutts, and laughs (ends with /s/)
- Dogs, Professors, and Nerds (ends with /z/)
- Dishes, washes, and plusses (ends with /ÉŖz/)
- **How do we know which form works with which words?**
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### This is a Wug
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### Now there is another one. There are two of them.

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### There are two...

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### The Wug Test
- Developed by Jean Berko Gleason in 1958
- Designed to show that young children (and adults!) have intuitions about grammatical rules
- ... and those intuitions can apply to words they've never heard before!
- **Let's see what else you know about creating words in English!**
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### Are these words 'OK' or 'well formed' English words?
- Quieter
- Weobleing
- slowest
- Ari won the 2021 track meet, but Juan had a faster time when he won in 2022.
- **I guess Juan was fastester.**
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### Let's try again
- Lecture
- Breaking
- Shockingly
- I was given this honor by teaching.
- **This is the teachingliest honor I've ever been given.**
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### We can understand a word without it feeling 'right'
- 'fasterer' is better than 'unblueringlyer'
- ... but it's much worse than 'unlockable'
- So, 'grammatical' isn't just 'yes' or 'no'
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### We have similar intuitions about sentences
- Will and Jessica went out for Krispy Kreme.
- Please to be no eatings I are not tasty or nutritious.
- I talked to more people than I recognized them.
- I saw the cute black three cats.
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### Let's build another sentence gradually and see how it goes
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### The
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### The boat
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### The boat floated
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### The boat floated down
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### The boat floated down the
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### The boat floated down the river
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### The boat floated down the river sank.
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### This is a 'Garden path' sentence
- Your brain commits to one potential 'reading' of the sentence
- Then, when you get that last word, your brain crashes
- You have back up and analyze it differently to be able to understand it
- The right pitch, timing, and intonation can make it feel OK
- "The boat, floated down the river, sank!"
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### How we say the sentences matters in other places!
- Run to the store and grab...
- Cheese
- M&Ms
- Tea
- Some avocados
- Pine nuts
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### Let's try one more set of sentences!
- Lightning round!
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### More than cats attacked the new sofa than dogs.
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### Most people call their friends more than I do.
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### Pedro more went the car parking lot to in the.
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### More of my plants are succulents than not.
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### More people have been to Mexico than I have.
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### Chantel saw more squirrels than Charlie and Mei.
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### Jessica has more been to Tijuana than students.
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### More UCSD students post raccoon memes than I do.
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### Will makes more puns than most professors.
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### Wait a second...
- "More people have been to Mexico than I have"
- "More UCSD students post raccoon memes than I do."
- **These make zero sense!**
- These are called 'Comparative Illusions', and come from blending two common expressions
- "More people have been to Mexico than Bhutan" and "She's been there more than I have"
- These *feel* grammatical at first
- ... but we crash when we try to evaluate the meaning!
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### Grammar is incredible
- It's so much more than silly 'grammar rules' from pedants
- We have strong knowledge of what forms should be used when
- We understand that although we have lots of options, we can't always use all of them
- Some of our judgments about language forms are strong and 'black and white'
- ... but lots of forms can fall into 'gray areas'
- ### We have strong and gradient instincts about how language works, even when we're not aware of it
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### Yet, when meaning gets weird, those can break down
- Which brings us to our next topic...
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## Meaning is incredible
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### You understand what words mean, right?
- # "Truck"
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### Let's ask a very common question in 2022
- # Are you a robot?
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### Words have a 'core meaning'
- We call this a 'semantic prototype'
- Yet, many things which aren't quite that still feel like 'truck'
- Word meanings are *gradient*, rather than 'all or nothing'
- ... or maybe you're all just robots
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### ... but sometimes, word meanings can shift some
- Is one 'many'?
- Is five 'many'?
- Is twenty 'many'?
- To answer this, we must answer a different question
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### Did you hear about the bug that listens to you talk before biting you?
- Yeah, they're called **linguist-ticks!**
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### Let's say twenty people laughed at that
- Did 'many people' laugh?
- Did 'many people' laugh if there were 22 people in the room?
- Did 'many people' laugh if there were 40 people in the room?
- Did 'many people' laugh if there were 5000 people in the room?
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### We understand the intention of every sentence
- "Never enroll in Will's classes if you don't like puns"
- "Gonna come visit next week?"
- "Give me the enchiladas!"
- "You should really declare a linguistics major."
- "Up in the back row, students cringed in anticipation."
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### Some sentence meanings are hard to understand without world knowledge
- "I saw the Chancellor of UCSD's Office"
- "Will brought the Chancellor up during his talk."
- "I went to the store"
- "Oh I saw him!"
- "I feel you."
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### How about a sentence you can understand but don't know the meaning of?
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### We also think about *why* people say things
- "Will, who is definitely not Batman, gave a lecture."
- "Dalen sure has been hanging out with Helen a lot lately."
- "I ate some of your donuts"
- "Your watch is gone? I wonder if Ryan's back in town."
- **We understand what's implied without even thinking about it!**
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### Meaning is incredible
- Even single words' meanings can be tricky to pin down
- Sentence meaning is easy to understand
- Except when it isn't
- Our knowledge about the world is crucial for understanding
- ... and getting some meaning requires us to make assumptions about the world
- ### We understand language's meaning with incredible nuance, using our knowledge of the world!
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### I know what you're thinking...
- # bruh
- ... and that word is incredible, too!
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## All Language is incredible
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### *Everybody's* language is amazing to linguists
- There's no such thing as 'good' or 'bad' language
- Although social situations can dictate 'proper' language use, that's social!
- Nobody speaks 'incorrectly', just differently
- Speakers of different dialects don't have 'bad grammar', they just use a different grammar
- **We believe that all language is valid and fundamentally worthy of study**
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### We also care about lots of kinds of language use!
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### Slang is incredible!
- If somebody's using a word and somebody else is understanding it, it's worthy of study
- You may have strong instincts about the meaning of 'yassification', 'based', 'mid', and 'simp'
- It's quite simp to accidentally use words incorrectly
- (Yes, that usage was cringe)
- We understand slang and find it just as useful as any other language!
- Swearing is amazing, and has fascinating linguistic features worthy of study
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### Internet Language is incredible!
- Emoji use is 100% linguistic (š)
- Internet-first linguistic forms are fascinating! (e.g. lol, smdh, dni, brb, thx)
- Keysmashing (e.g. alkjhsasdklj) is language, with meaning and social implications
- uwu is a vawid fowm of winguwistic expweshun ļ¼¼(ļ¼¾ā½ļ¼¾)ļ¼
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### Memes are incredible (and they're language!)
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### We have linguistic intuitions about memes
- We understand the meaning of meme templates
- We are able to move elements of memes around like affixes on words
- The methods we use to describe word formation work here too!
- Memes have and change meanings like any other linguistic construct
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### Code Switching is incredible!
- 'Code Switching' is the seamless blending of two languages within a sentence or utterance by multilingual folks
- "MaƱana me voy al Price Center to order mis textbooks for next quarter"
- Speakers are simultaneously using elements of both languages' grammars
- We can find fine-grained details from *both* languages in code-switching!
- We also code switch among our many dialects!
- *Code switching is fascinating, and should be a matter of pride, not shame!*
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### Speaking of different languages...
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### Signed Languages are language!
- Sign is not just 'miming' or 'spelling out another language with the hands'
- If it were just miming, you could understand all the signs!
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### Which is 'father' and which is 'mother'?

- ### MOTHER - FATHER
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### Which is 'white' and which is 'like/enjoy'?

- ### WHITE - LIKE
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### Which is 'paper' and which is 'cheese'?

- ### PAPER - CHEESE
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### Some signs are 'iconic' and related to what they represent
- ... but so are some words in English! 'Whoosh!'
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### Signed languages are Language!
- Their grammars can differ *vastly* from nearby spoken languages
- American Sign Language isn't even *related* to English
- The same linguistic theories used for spoken languages are useful and used for signed language
- **Signed languages are just as valid and interesting to study as spoken languages!**
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### ... and the rest of the world's languages are amazing too!
- Different sounds!
- Different word structures!
- Different ways to build sentences!
- Different ways to talk about reality, time, space, and events!
- **Every language is just as capable of describing reality as any other language, but every language does it differently!**
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### All human languages can teach us *something*
- Every language community can teach us something about how Language works
- No language is 'boring' or 'basic' or 'primitive'
- ... and we as linguists can collaborate with communities to help folks to document, teach, and preserve their linguistic heritage
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### So, all language is incredible
- Whether formal or informal, prestigious or unrecognized
- Whether new or old, from Dickens or Discord
- Whether acknowledged as language or not
- Signed or Spoken
- Here or anywhere else
- ### Language is Language, no matter the form, and it's all worth celebrating!
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### One last question...
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### How is a legacy lecture like an extension cord?
- It has a plug at the end!
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### You should declare a Linguistics Major or Minor!
- You'll learn how we can make sense of this madness
- ... and find even more madness!
- LIGN 101 is a great place to start (offered every quarter and over the summer)
- More info at
- OK, OK, back to the actual point
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### Using language is the most incredible and complex thing you will ever do
- Speech is shockingly complex, and we don't care
- We're barely aware of our grammar, yet we use it constantly to make fine-grained decisions
- We understand nuanced meanings, informed by our understanding of the world
- Everybody languages, in different, worthwhile, and valid ways, all of which can teach us about Humanity
- Language is worth studying, and a life in language is a life well spent
- ... because ...
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# Language is Incredible
- ### ... and I hope you all can lega-see that now!
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Thank you!
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