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## Transcription isn't easy
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### Lies your writing system tells you
- The letter “C”
- “ng” is usually /ŋ/, as in “ring” /ɹɪŋ/
- “th” can be /θ/ or /ð/
- “x” is usually /ks/, as in axis /æksɪs/
- English does not allow double ('geminate') consonants
- “soccer” is /sɑkəɹ/, crass is /kɹæs/
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### Do not capitalize when making IPA transcriptions!
- Capital and small-caps letters in the IPA mean different things!
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### More lies
- Sliced - /slaɪst/
- Buzzed - /bʌzd/
- Close (near) - /klows/
- Close (a door) - /klowz/
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### Silent letters aren't real
- “k” in “knee”
- “b” in “lamb"
- “e” in name, I will cry.
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### English writing is often ambiguous
(Image Credit: [XKCD 2819](https://xkcd.com/2819/))
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### There is no I in team
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### Words don't have one IPA 'equivalent'
- You're always transcribing somebody else saying them
- There is no such thing as an automatic IPA “translator”, and there never could be
- ChatGPT is mid at this too
- Some dictionaries give you IPA, but badly
- ... and we can totally tell if you used that
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### How can you tell a cow is from California?
- /my/
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... by this point, you're likely wondering...
- ### Why the heck are we learning about the IPA!?!
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### The boring answers
- It makes you think about how you talk *and* what you're saying
- It prepares you for future linguistics classes which will use it
- You can work for an airport announcing names!
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### 1) Because your writing system probably sucks
- “They thoroughly and roughly wrought the boughs in the borough, through and through”
- /ðej θəɹəli n̩ ɹʌfli ɹɑt ðə bɑwz ɪn ðə bəɹow θɹu n̩ θɹu/
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### 2) Because it’s useful to be able to write things down, even when you don’t know the word(s)
- (/r:!ʛma/)
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### 3) Because you don’t always have a writing system to use.
- Seriously, many languages don't have one
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### 4) To train your brain to hear differences more easily
- /θ/ or /ð/
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### 5) To capture individual variations in speech
- Is it “sick”, or /ɬɪk/?
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### 6) To capture dialect differences in speech
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### RP (British English) vs. Mainstream US English
- /əˈlumɪnəm/ vs. /aljuˈmɪnium/
- /ɡəˈɹɑʒ/ vs. /ˈɡɛɹɑʒ/
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- "Sell your iron to Walter Zion"
- /sɛl jəɹ ajəɹn tə wɑltəɹ zajən/
- /sɛl jə ajən tə wɑltə zajən/
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### Oh, Boston
- park the car in harvard yard
- /pɑɹk ðə kɑɹ ɪn hɑɹvəɹd jɑɹd/
- /pɑ:k ðə kɑ: ɪn hɑvəd jɑ:d/
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### 7) To impress/scare people at parties/bars
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### 8) To write down things that aren't otherwise writeable
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### /ləd͡ʒɪbɪɾəkwɑ/
- "He does a lot of work for /ləd͡ʒɪbɪɾəkwɑ/ rights"
- LGBTQIA(+), in the OED now as "legebetiquios"
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### Transcriber's Delight
- “I said a hip, hop, the hibbie, the hibbie to the hip hip hop and you don’t stop the rocking to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat”
- [ɑsɛdə hɪp hɑp ðəhɪbi ðe hɪbi təðə hɪp hɪp hɑpʰɑjɨ down stɑp ðə ɹɑkɪn tʰəðə bejŋ bejŋ bʊɡi seɪ ʔʌp d͡ʒʌmp ðə bʊɡi tʰəðə ɹɪðm ʌ ðʌ bʊɡidə bit]
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### Would you like fries with this example?
- [a.sɛ.ɾa.he.ha.hə.he.ehɛ.βe.tu.ða.hɛ.ðe.ðe.se.vi.ju.no. ma.ma.ha.vi.æn.ðə.bu.ɣi.æn.ðə.bʷi.li.li.bi]
- From 'The Ketchup Song' by Las Ketchup
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### A Disturbeding Example
- [owaʔaʔaʔaʔ]
- From Disturbed's 'Down with the Sickness'
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### "Scatman" by Scatman John
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- /br:::: skibiri d̪õm d̪õm d̪õbijɛsʲɛs skibiri d̪abl̩d̪m ni ni/
[Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzD9OxAHtzU)
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### (If you don't know what that was, ask your younger relatives)
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### So, that's why you're learning the IPA
- Because you can't trust your writing system
- Because sometimes, there's not a spelling for things
- Because sometimes, it's not even formalized language which can be written out
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### Wrapping it up
- Speech is crazy complicated
- The English writing system is a large lagoon of lies
- The English writing system is a festival of falsehoods
- The English writing system is a dumpster of deception
- The IPA can save us!
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### Next time...
- Thinking about how we produce sounds
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