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Morphology 2, and English is Drunk

LIGN 101 - Will Styler


Today’s Plan


Do languages differ in how they like to build their words?


Morphological Type


Morphological Type

A means of categorizing how languages put words together


We care about two “dimensions” of morphological type:


Do words have lots of morphemes or few?


English
IE:Germanic - All over

I did see the cat on the street, he’s cute.

I did see DEF cat on DEF street he-be.3sg cute.


Russian
IE:Slavic - Russian

Ti uhodila so mnoi

Ti u-hodi-la so mnoi

2sg.NOM away-go.IMPERF-past.FEM with 1sg.INST

“You left with me”


Spanish
IE:Italic - All over

Esta escribiéndomelo

be.3sg write-GER-1sg.DAT-3sg.MASC

‘He/she is writing it to me.’


Turkish
Turkic - Turkey


Turkish
Turkic - Turkey


German
IE:Germanic - Germany

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

Donau-dampf-schiff-fahrts-elektrizitäten-haupt-betriebs-werk-bau-unter-beamten-gesellschaft

Danube-steam-ship-transport’s-electricities-head-operation’s-work-building-under-officials-association


Wichita
Caddoan - Oklahoma

Kiyakiicíwa:cé:hirʔasʔirhawi

‘There was the big buffalo lying there.’


It’s always a continuum


Morphological Type - Review!


So far, we’ve been talking about building new words


This is called ‘Derivational Morphology’


Derivational Morphology


Examples of Derivational Morphology


Inflectional Morphology


Examples of Inflectional Morphology in English


Inflectional Morphology around the World


Khanty (Western Siberia)

xot ‘house’


Russian (Transliterated)


Somali


Spanish


English: “Mom, can we stop and get inflectional morphology?”


Inflectional morphology at home:


So, we have derivational and inflectional morphology


Now, for something completely different


Language Warning


Go home English, you’re drunk

LING 101 - Will Styler


“Why can’t these immigrants just learn English?!?”


“Uh, have you looked at English lately??”


Nearly every part of this language is completely bizarre.


Let’s look at this from an outsider’s perspective


The Sound System


/ɹ/eally?



Intonation


The prosody, or pitch and timing you use, matters a lot


Vocabulary


English has done a lot of theft


English

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

French

Tous les êtres humains naissent libres et égaux en dignité et en droits. Ils sont doués de raison et de conscience et doivent agir les uns envers les autres dans un esprit de fraternité.


On the ‘Purity’ of the English language…

“We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” –James D. Nicoll



No language is an island


The Writing System



Ghoti


Ghoti


Knight


Then, we use these sounds to do silly things in the rest of the language


Ablaut


Some English verbs change vowels to get their past tense


Prepositions


I’ve got a conference [at/in] the Price Center


WTF?


I’ve got a meeting on Friday


I saw her last night.


Am I getting my point to/through/by/across to you?


Plurality


Fish.


Fish.


Fishes.


Leaf -> Leaves


The plural of “staff” is…

  1. Staffs (rhymes with “graphs”)

  2. Staffs (rhymes with “calves”)

  3. Staves (rhyme with “caves”)

  4. Stife (because English.)


Staffs


Staves


Mouse -> Mice


I guess you could say polygamy adds spice to life!


(This is a language pun, not advocacy for or against any particular relationship structure)


Count vs. Mass nouns


Count nouns can be treated like mass nouns



Speaking of dead animals…


I have cow with English


What’d you have for dinner?


Animals are count nouns, foods are mass nouns


(Yet, Will has several beefs with Michael Bay)


Affixes


English has lots of prefixes and suffixes


What affixes can attach to what words?

calm happy sweet
quiet evil linguistic
_ly
calmly happily sweetly quietly evilly linguistically
un_
uncalm unhappy unsweet unquiet unevil unlinguistic
_ish
calmish happyish sweetish quietish evilish
linguisticish
to _
to calm to happy to sweet to quiet to evil to linguistic
_ify calmify happify sweetify quietify
evilify linguisticify

… and their meanings can be really odd


… but it has exactly one infix


Infix

A affix which is inserted into the middle of the word


Will I tell you what it is?


“Fucking” is the only infix in the English language


Add a -fucking- infix to the word “constitutional”

  1. Cons-fucking-titutional

  2. Consti-fucking-tutional

  3. Constitu-fucking-tional

  4. Constitution-fucking-al


Expletives must occur immediately prior to the stressed syllable


It’s time to talk about these issues


It


It ate my homework


Expletive ‘it’


Shouldn’t we do something about that?


I give up


Verb particle constructions


Verb Particle Constructions

When a verb has a different meaning when coupled with a particular preposition or particle


Cut - to slice


Cut continued


Sometimes, we don’t know if we want the verb particle construction, or the preposition!


Cut up the center of the fabric


Cut up the center of the fabric


These differences can have major consequences


“Jackie stole my lunchbox…”


We have other particles


The ‘to’ in ‘to go’


Then there’s the really crazy stuff


Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.



Will, will Will will Will Will’s will?


It’s not just English!


English happens to be absolutely insane


All languages are crazy!


The Tibetan Writing system is even worse than English’s


The Real Russian Case System


Spanish Verbal Hell


… and that craziness is why linguists love language so much!


Wrapping up


Thank you!